"DivvyO, with the quarantine going on, you really need to use your PHP skills for good use."
"OK, I'll use it to make jokes about our president's inability to speak coherently about the coronavirus pandemic."
"No, wait, I meant find a job or some--"
"And I'll randomize it so people can play in a group!"
"You're squandering your talents here, an--"
"And I'll make it so there are more than 24 possible squares, so every card can be truly unique!"
"... OK, but we're only playing one round!"