Play Trump Press Conference Bingo!
Frustrated with frustrating coronavirus press conferences? Not anymore!
Here it is, so you don't have to read the placeholder story below.
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"No, wait, I meant find a job or some--"
"And I'll randomize it so people can play in a group!"
"You're squandering your talents here, an--"
"And I'll make it so there are more than 24 possible squares, so every card can be truly unique!"
"... OK, but we're only playing one round!"